Neil James Hudson lives in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the UK with too many cats. His fiction has appeared in Ballista, The Labyrinth Inhabitant and Nemonymous. He will shortly become a full-time writer; i.e. he’s about to lose his job.



John Comes Back

by Neil James Hudson





I feel cold. Why do I feel cold? I wish they’d do something about it. Where’s Gwynneth? She’d do something about the cold. It’s rubbish being here. You’d think they’d keep you warm at least.

Gwynneth never lets me get cold. She’s always careful to make sure I have the duvet over me. I reach out for her, but she isn’t here. That’s why I’m not warm enough. She’s too good for me.

I wish she was here now. I need the toilet. There’s a dim nightlight in the ceiling, just enough to see by, so I take myself. It’s a bit strange but I get myself back to bed. It’s cold though.

Some young lass comes in. I don’t recognize her. “Mr. Bedford,” she says. “You’re not supposed to go to the toilet on your own.”

They treat me like a child.

The next thing I know, all the lights are on. There’s two of them. “He’s always doing it,” says the first one. Dark hair and a touch of the oriental about her. I don’t trust her. “You’ll just have to get used to it. He thinks he’s at home.”

“Home,” I say. “That’s right. Where’s Gwynneth?”

“I know I shouldn’t say this,” says the dark girl. “But I don’t know if we’re doing the right thing. Maybe we should, you know, call it a day with some of them.”

“That’s horrible,” says the other. I think it’s horrible as well, but I don’t know what they’re on about. This one’s blonde. A sweet little baby face. Very pretty. It’s a good job Gwynneth’s here, or I might not be able to control myself.

I look around me. This isn’t my room. There’s a window, but the curtains are drawn, and most of the light comes from a fluorescent tube in the ceiling. It’s all a bit clinical, but not like a hospital: there’s a carpet, bedside cabinet, a picture of a boat on the wall. It’s like a bedroom that no one lives in: maybe I’m in a hotel.

These must be the chambermaids. I remember the hotel where we went on our honeymoon. And the chambermaid there--she walked in on us! I was mortified, but Gwynneth almost died of laughter, and I couldn’t help but join in.

“That was funny,” I say. They don’t look impressed. “It’s cold,” I say. “Why won’t you do anything about the cold?”

“Go back to bed,” says one of the chambermaids. It was the one who’d said the horrible thing, but I can’t remember what it was now. She doesn’t look as if she meant anything horrible. I think she means well. She looks tired, actually, as if she should be the one that goes back to bed. I start to feel guilty, as if I’m the one responsible.

They put me back to bed. The sweet one, my favorite, gives me a smile before they leave. The dark one has a much more difficult expression. It’s as if she’s feeling two things at once. Gwynneth is dark-haired. I prefer the dark ones, but after we met I swore I’d never look at another woman again. I close my eyes. We’ll sort it out in the morning. I hope I haven’t got drunk again, had an argument. I always seem to muck things up.

I fall asleep.

*


I wake to the sound of curtains opening. It’s light outside, must be morning. I’m somewhere strange.

“Where am I? Where’s Gwynneth?”

There’s a young blonde lass here. “You’re fine, Mr. Bedford. It’s a big day today. Are you ready for breakfast?”

“I’ll be late for work,” I say.

“It’s okay, Mr. Bedford. Do you need the toilet?”

“I’ll find the toilet on my own,” I say. She’s nice though, I shouldn’t be rude. “Why is it so cold? Why’s this bed wet?”

*


“I had to come,” says the man. “I had to come for God.”

“Are you a vicar?” I say. I shouldn’t be rude though. I was rude to the man who married me and Gwynneth, and she’s never forgiven me.

“Don’t you recognize me?” he says. I look at him more closely. He seems to be getting on a bit. He’s got a moustache: I don’t like them, and there’s something about a vicar with a moustache that I don’t like especially.

“Course I don’t. Are you giving me the last rites? Are you Derek?”

“Who’s Derek?”

“How the bloody hell should I know?” I say. What’s the point of asking me about these people? “You should know, you’re a vicar.”

“I just wanted to say I’m sorry,” he said.

“You should be.” I don’t like him, he looks like the kind of person you can’t trust. God knows who he is. The bellboy? “Second floor,” I say, but he doesn’t seem to like it.

I have an idea that I used to know what all this was about, and that I lost something. It’s at the back of my mind. But there’s a lot of stuff at the back of my mind, and I reckon that’s the best place for it. Sometimes I think I don’t remember anything because I’m scared of it, and I don’t want to remember.

Then another man comes in. The vicar seems to look up to him. Perhaps he’s God. The vicar leaves. Good riddance.

The new man must be the hero, he’s all square jawed and blue eyed and ready to sweep the heroine off her feet. He seems to be in charge. He sticks a needle in my arm. It hurts and I start to cry. The maids fuss over me. They seem to think it’s for my own good. I must be going to Africa. We’ve got a holiday planned to Africa, me and Gwynneth, and you get your arm hurt before you can go. “I’m going to Africa,” I say, but I’m still crying, and I don’t know why.

*


I wake up in the night. I reach out for Gwynneth, but she’s not there. Maybe she’s gone to the toilet. I realize that I need the toilet. I get out of bed, but I can’t find my way around. I seem to be in some kind of hotel room. We must be on our honeymoon. We stayed in a hotel then.

Eventually I ring for assistance. The maid, a dark-haired young girl sees me standing there and looks on the floor. Then she realizes what I’ve called for, and helps me to the toilet. She looks amazed. I suppose she would: you’re not really supposed to ask maids to do that, are you?

*


When I wake up, I don’t know where I am. I also don’t know why I’m alone. I’m in a single bed, and it’s not comfortable.

“Where’s Gwynneth?” I ask, when the maid comes in. It’s the dark one: I suppose they work different shifts.

“No change there, then,” she says, to herself I reckon, and sets about getting my breakfast. Then later, she says, “you’ll be on your best behavior today, won’t you, Mr. Bedford? Dr. Sanders is coming to see you.”

“Who?”

“The doctor who saw you yesterday.”

“I should knock his block off,” I say. “He hurt me.”

She seems to freeze. “What did he do?”

“He hurt my arm.” I frown. “But then, that’s because we’re going to Africa.”

She smiles at me. “You silly,” she says. “That’s your injection. He’ll do it again today: it doesn’t hurt really.” Then she looks at me more seriously. “You remember Dr. Sanders?”

“I should knock his block off,” I say. “He hurt me.” She leaves, looking thoughtful. I like her, she’s pretty.

*


So it’s Dr. Sanders, I think, as the man comes back. He hasn’t got any of those sharp things with him this time, so with any luck my arm will be all right. What would a doctor want with me? I hope there’s nothing wrong with Gwynneth.

“So, Mr. Bedford, how are we feeling this morning?”

“Don’t hurt me,” I say. “I’m on my honeymoon.” The doctor is a young man, although he’s older than me. Or is he? I’m not sure, now, if I’m young or old, it’s just confusing. I try not to think about it.

“I understand you’ve been a bit more talkative today.”

“Just being friendly.” Then he asks me loads of questions. Questions about myself, like how old am I, how many children, and he gives me some puzzles to do. I’m cross with him, I don’t like him. He doesn’t ask me about Gwynneth, which is just as well. I don’t want her dragged into it. He makes me feel stupid though, because he looks as if I got the answers wrong.

“Well, you seem brighter, but there’s no real progress showing up. Still, early days yet. You’ll get another injection this afternoon.”

“I know,” I said. “The nurse said.”

Even I realize what I said when I’ve said it. “The nurse?” said Dr. Sanders. “I thought you said they were maids.”

I think about it. No maid would help me go to the toilet in the night. “They’re nurses, aren’t they?” I say. “And I’m not on my honeymoon. I’m in hospital. What’s wrong with me?”

“It’s not a hospital, it’s a care home,” he says. “We’ll discuss this another time.” It’s only when he’s gone that I start to cry.

In the afternoon they hurt my arm again, but I don’t mind this time, because I know you have to have these before you can get into Africa.

*


Next day that bloody vicar’s back again.

“I’m not a vicar,” he says, but I don’t believe him. It would be typical of them to lie like that. You don’t know where you are with vicars. I told him that, the one that married me and Gwynneth--

But of course, that’s in the past now.

“I know where I am,” I say. “I always told her, don’t put me in a home. But she did, didn’t she? I’m here on my own.”

“You still don’t know who I am, do you?”

I look at him, more closely this time. I still don’t like him. He has a pathetic look to him: he’d be no use in a fight. He has a good head of hair on him, but a face that looks as if he’s spent his life running and hiding. He’s not a vicar, I can see that now. He’s not wearing the costume. So it’s probably not the last rites.

“I’ll call you Vic,” I say. His moustache looks as if he’s not trying--or rather, as if he’s tried and tried, and that’s the best he can grow. People with moustaches like that should give up and shave. They’re just embarrassing themselves.

He looks as if he’s about to cry. “Okay,” he says. “Call me Vic.” There’s a tear in his eye. Men shouldn’t cry. You’d think he was the one in hospital.

“I’m not going to die,” I say, to reassure him. It doesn’t help.

“No, you’re not,” he says. “I can’t believe it. I didn’t think you were coming back to us.”

I don’t know if I want to come back to him. He looks familiar, I’ll give him that. Mind you, everyone’s starting to look familiar. I seem to know those nurses quite well. My God, how long have I been here?

I can’t work it out. I don’t want to work it out. It’s like growing up, I think. You never want to do it: you know what’s waiting for you.

“There’s no point,” he says. “Not until you remember me.” And then he leaves, and I couldn’t be happier.

*


I hold my arm out, and Dr. Sanders gives me my next injection.

*


“Am I stupid?” I ask. It’s the blonde nurse tonight. Sometimes they work together, sometimes not. She looks startled.

“Stupid?” she says.

“There’s something wrong with me. I don’t know what. I think of some of what I’ve done, and I think--”

“No, not stupid,” she says, firmly. “That must be the worst of it. You’re very intelligent, Mr. Bedford. It’s your memory that’s gone.”

A word comes to me. It’s not an easy one, but it’s important. I’m pleased with myself for remembering it. “Asshammers!” I cry out.

I can see that she’s trying to keep a straight face. “Alzheimer’s,” she says. “You’re close.”

She can’t wait to pass that on. She’s the joker of the two: all smiles and laughs, dimples, rosy cheeks, the one you’d want to meet after work. The other one’s too serious, always thinking. Repressed, maybe. She’d get the joke, but not laugh at it. She’ll get lines on her face if she’s not careful.

I lie back, and try to remember.

*


I get up in the night. I find my own way to the toilet, now that the nurse showed me the way last night.

Before I get back in bed, I retrace my steps towards the part of the floor where I used to do it. Out of bed, through the door, turn left.

It’s where the toilet used to be at home, in the house that I lived in with Gwynneth.

I stand there for a bit, but then I think the nurse will think I’m going to do it again, so I go back to bed.

*


“You don’t know me,” I tell the dark nurse in the morning.

“Of course I know you, Mr. Bedford,” she says, talking to me as if I’m a child.

“No you don’t. You only know the cabbage that lies in bed and makes a mess on the floor. But I had a life, you don’t know that. I was young, just as you are now. I had friends, family, a job. Do you write poems?”

She looks as if I’ve just caught her with no clothes on.

“I knew it,” I continue. “I’ve seen you in the middle of the night with that notebook. Well, I wrote poems as well. I can’t remember any of them now. I don’t know where they are or even if they exist. But you look at me as if I was always like this, always a vegetable.”

I wonder if she’ll look guilty at this. I hope she will. But she doesn’t. She just looks thoughtful.

“I was remembering my honeymoon,” I say. “We went to Africa. Lovely girl. Gwynneth. I’ve told you about her, haven’t I?”

She nods.

I sigh, lean back. “I’m a lot older now, aren’t I?”

She nods again.

“You don’t have to play games with me,” I say. “I’m not stupid. The other nurse said so last night. I still don’t remember,” I say. “I can’t remember what happened. But I’ve worked it out.”

She continues to look at me, this time with some compassion.

“She’s not going to come back, is she, Gwynneth? She’s gone now.”

And finally, treating me like an adult, as if I’m finally worthy of her attention, the dark nurse nods again.

*


This time when Dr. Sanders comes back to give me my injection, I’m waiting for him.

“This is an experiment, isn’t it?” I say.

“Yes, it is,” he says.

“Then who gave permission? I was in no position.”

He avoids my eyes. “We contacted your next-of-kin.”

“Gwynneth?” I say. I know it couldn’t have been her: but I’m trying to provoke him into telling me.

“I’m afraid that wasn’t possible,” he says. The nurses were chosen for their skills with people. Dr. Sanders was chosen for his skills with needles. It’s not that he has no sympathy. It’s just that he can only express that sympathy in an impersonal way. In this situation, he has nothing to offer.

I wait for him to change the subject.

“So, are you feeling any better, Mr. Bedford?”

As if he’s going to listen to my answer. He’s come armed with his questions and puzzles again, and he’s going to measure how much better I feel, even if it goes against my own expression of wellness. I feel that I may as well make small talk.

“I do feel better,” I say. “A lot better. But.”

He looks at me again, as if I’ve moved to a safe subject.

“But. Getting better feels worse.”

He nods then, like the nurse did. “Yes. Yes, I’m afraid it does.”

*


“I still don’t remember you,” I tell my visitor with the moustache. He doesn’t seem to know how to react to this. Some of him wants to feel relief, some of him wants to feel despair. I watch him for a while, to see if either side will win.

“But I’m not stupid,” I say. “I can’t remember, but I can work things out.” I take a deep breath. “Someone had to sign the consent forms, didn’t they?”

“It was me.”

“I asked one of the nurses how old I am. She didn’t want to tell me at first, but she knew she’d have to. I’m seventy-two. That’s about twenty years older than you, am I right?”

He makes no gesture in reply, waiting to see what will happen.

“I was twenty when I went on that honeymoon to Africa. So I suppose that makes you my--” I couldn’t bring myself to say it. “My next of kin.”

Finally he breaks down. “Oh, Dad!” he manages to say, and flings his arms around me, sobbing against my shoulder. I must have done this so many times when he was a child, and I hold him, but more out of politeness than anything else. Because, after all, I don’t actually remember him yet, and there’s only one thing about him that I do know. One thing that I’m absolutely certain of, that goes to the very core of my being, that I could never forget no matter how far my condition worsens.

I hate him.

*


“John,” I say, to Dr. Sanders, the next day: Friday, I think.

“I beg your pardon?” he replies, but I can see that I’ve got an answer right. He can’t hide it.

“John is the name of my son,” I say proudly. “He was born a year after we got back from Africa. Gwynneth wanted him christened, but I refused--I’d fallen out with the vicar.”

“Welcome back, Mr. Bedford.”

“I’m not back yet,” I say. “But I’m on my way.”

A door opens in my mind. But it closes again. It’s a strange feeling.

“What does that mean?” asked Dr. Sanders, curious.

“Sorry?”

“What you just said.”

“What did I say?”

“You said, the worst thing was that you were only concerned with yourself.”

I frown. I don’t remember saying it, and don’t know what it means.

“It will come back to you,” says Dr. Sanders. “Next injection?”

*


“Your name’s John,” I tell him.

“You do remember,” he says. “You really do remember.”

“I don’t remember everything,” I say. “In fact, I don’t remember much at all. I remember you being born: I remember some of your childhood. I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.”

“I never thought you’d come back,” he says. “I’ve been coming here for six months, and you’ve never known who I am.”

“Well,” I say, considering things, “I never thought I’d see you again either.” There is a brief silence. “You were a difficult child,” I say, although it’s still more of a guess.

“I’ve not been good to you,” he admits. “That’s why I’m back. And that’s why I’ve brought you back. I want to make amends.”

But I can see now that another of his sides has gained control: the side that doesn’t want me to remember who he was.

*


“Can I read you one of my poems?” asks the dark nurse.

Inwardly, I groan. “Go on,” I say.

She has her notebook with her, one of those pocket ones spiral-bound at the top. “It was inspired by you,” she says.

“I’m flattered,” I lie.

She begins to read.


“The door opens.
Inside, darkness.
I look through, across the dim threshold,
From light into its absence
Hurting my eyes as I strain to see--”


I start to scream.

*


The door opened. Inside, darkness. I looked through, straining my eyes.

“Gwynneth?” I called.

Something was wrong. The light should have been on. It was only just gone six, but it was the middle of January and it was still dark. She usually met me at the door. I wondered if she was ill and had gone to bed.

But I could hear something, something between sobbing and heavy breathing. I fumbled for the light switch.

“Are you all right?” I called.

I wondered if John was back. He’d been arrested again yesterday, but they never seemed to charge him, and Gwynneth would have tried to intervene, no matter how much I told her not to. He hadn’t been here since summer though, and I had hoped--ghastly thing to say about your own son--that he wouldn’t trouble us again.

I found the light switch, and had a sudden feeling. The feeling said, don’t press it. Turn round: go back to work. Do anything except turn on the light.

I turned on the light.

John was back. He sat in the corner, half glaring, half grinning. He wasn’t sane, I knew that, but now I saw worse. He didn’t even seem to be himself. The person on his haunches, with that sick expression, I knew to be my son, and yet I felt as if I’d never seen him before in my life.

At the opposite side of the room lay Gwynneth. She was face down, thank God. There was a lot of blood. The blood was smeared across the floor, between my wife and my son. He was holding a knife.

I screamed, and then I rushed from the house, not knowing where I was going, just trying to get away. That was what hurt the most, I think. I didn’t try to help Gwynneth or even see if she was still alive. I was only concerned with myself.

*


Two men are trying to hold me down: security staff I suppose, although I haven’t seen them before. The dark nurse is trying to help but she can’t do much. “We didn’t know!” she is shouting, trying to be heard above my own screams. “I swear to you, we didn’t know what had happened!”

Dr. Sanders enters the room at a run. He looks haggard, he must have been woken up.

“Please,” says the dark nurse. “Help him.”

“I’ll give him a sedative,” he says, keeping his distance, and prepares a syringe.

“No!” I shout, desperate. “No! No more injections.”

He comes towards me with the syringe. I turn to the nurse, pleading. “No more injections!”

She understands, and blocks Dr. Sanders. “He’s right,” she says. “Please. No more injections.”


*


It’s cold in this bed, and I don’t know where I am. But the dark lass is pretty enough. There’s only one of them here at the moment. I think she must be the chambermaid, although she isn’t doing much cleaning. She looks familiar, although I don’t think I’ve seen her before. I like her voice. She reads to me, out of a notebook. I don’t know what she’s going on about, but it’s nice to hear.

“What did you think of that, Mr. Bedford?” she asks.

I can’t remember what she’s asking about. “Gwynneth would like it. Where is she?”

And something funny happens. The dark lass looks at me seriously, and says, “Gwynneth isn’t coming back, Mr. Bedford.”

And I feel sick inside myself, because I know she’s right, that Gwynneth isn’t coming back. But the feeling passes, and she begins to read to me again. I don’t know what she’s on about, but I like her voice.



Copyright 2009 by by Neil James Hudson